The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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Everyone desires long life, not one old age.
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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Perverseness is your whole defence.
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