There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFTReasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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