The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
EVELYN WAUGHThey are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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