I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
EVELYN WAUGHAfter all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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