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CHETAN BHAGATWhy should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
More Chetan Bhagat Quotes
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I am human, I am not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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Stupid people go to college but “smart people own them”
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We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.
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I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.
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Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.
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Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
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I’ve told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die.
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In our education system, we are taught to munch figures and remember them for lifetime. But does it help? We are not taught how to make decisions.
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The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
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But I guess it’s better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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