There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
DOROTHY PARKERIt was written without fear and without research.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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