What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
CHARLES BARKLEYI don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
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I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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There’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
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You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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Just because you say something doesn’t make it controversial, and it doesn’t make you a bad person.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
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