I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
DOROTHY PARKERA little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
DOROTHY PARKER







