There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
DOROTHY PARKERA little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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