I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
DOROTHY PARKERA little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
DOROTHY PARKER