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I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Mae West

Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST

Break Up Cry Leaving Let Go Man Smile
I like my clothes tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady.
MAE WEST

Clothes Enough Fashion Lady Show Tight Woman
It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
MAE WEST

Hands Kiss Perfection Sarcastic Stranger
When in doubt take a bath.
MAE WEST

Bath Dount One Liner
Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST

Emotion Motion Sex
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST

Lady Learning
When you get the personality, you don’t need the nudity.
MAE WEST

Nude Personality Women Empowerment
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST

One Liner Patience Slow Worth
Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.
MAE WEST

Finding Hands Man Sex
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST

Reward Sale Virtue
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
MAE WEST

Funny Intellectual Opposite
I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
MAE WEST

Man Party Politics Recognise
Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.
MAE WEST

Dress Fashion Feeling Giving Inward Judgement Mind Sign
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST

Men Women Wrong
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Husband Kiss Men Teaching Time

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

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