Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H. L. MENCKENDon’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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