If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
CHARLES BARKLEYI always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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We’re just playing basketball. It’s not like we’re going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
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You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
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Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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Social media is where losers go to feel important.
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