Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
H. L. MENCKENThe one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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There is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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