Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
H. L. MENCKENA man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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