Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
H. L. MENCKENThe final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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