Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
CHARLES BARKLEYI’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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I’m not paid to be a role model. I’m paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
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You can’t start a diet in the middle of the week, that’s just stupid.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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I don’t think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that’s pretty cool.
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People say I eat a lot. I really don’t. More or less I just eat all the time.
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