“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.”

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

You don’t make the poor richer by making the rich poorer.

If two people agree on everything, one of them is unnecessary.

Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Your greatest fears are created by your imagination. Don’t give in to them.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about.

It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we must do what is required.

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.

Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.

We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.

Mountain tops inspire leaders but valleys mature them.

Success is the ability to continue to move through total disaster.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

What is politics? Political system is equal to development politics plus political politics.

Humour is reason gone mad.

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much.

Do I really want to be integrated into a burning house?

Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.

Keep all ur troubles in ur own pocket. But, make sure that the pocket has a hole!