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Paris Hilton81 quotes“A lot of the things I say I’m just trying to be funny. I don’t really mean everything I say, because I’m not totally that airhead.”
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I didn’t want to be like all these socialites – they sit at home, and go to the debutant ball, and marry some rich guy and that’s it. That’s all they do. I wanted to do my own thing so I could buy whatever I want, do whatever I want.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton A true heiress is never mean to anyone – except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton It’s like a kind of Barbie American dream. I have that childlike quality so a lot of little girls especially [like me]. I’ve always been a kid at heart. I think I always will be.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton I’ve just always had a boyfriend my whole life, and I’ve – now I’m really focusing on myself and I think that’s more important right now.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton I definitely think that fashion is a form of art and love that people can express themselves through what they wear.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference God has given me this new chance.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It’s easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton I would be so scared if I was a gay guy; you’ll, like, die of AIDS.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton I’m just a very creative and outgoing person and I love being around people and being around music. It just gives me energy.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton My life is, like, really, really fun.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton I would do the baby voice and it’s kind of like this character I made up. But in real life, I’m completely different. I’m very smart. I think a lot of people will assume I’m an airhead.
Paris HiltonParis Hilton I LOVE Africa in general, South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries.
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