An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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I’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend.
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It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.
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You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
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