Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend.
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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PSG’s project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger – you are bigger!
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
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It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
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