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You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.

Zlatan Ibrahimović

I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Goodness Myself Player Position Skill
We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Attitude Death Instagram Captions Legendary Live
Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Best Imagination Legs Problem Right Serious World
Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Audition One Liner
When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Children Feeling Mistake Myself Play Rule
Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Audition Chance Choice Myself Opportunity
Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Food Name People Recognition Suffering World
I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Crazy Fire Fun Goal Himself Score
You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Believe Leadership Myself Need Team
Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

House Identity Myself Sister Yourself
PSG’s project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger – you are bigger!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Big Dreams Worth Yourself
I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Best Fun Myself Play Proud Win
That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Evidence Goodness Player Yourself
You don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Leadership Need Quality Team Yourself
One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Myself Wait World Worth
It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Alcohol Drink Myself
I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Fire Funny Garden Home Myself
I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Better Instagram Captions Myself Old Thinking Wine
Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Impossible Mom Myself Sex
A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Match Play See Worth
Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Home Identity See Sister Yourself
It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Lying People Recognition
Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

God Himself Secret Spiritual Talk Yourself
At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Business Drive Myself Play Sports Training Work
José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Big Happiness Himself Man Sleep Stars Time
England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Best Destroy Myself Play Strong Team
He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIć

Luck Man Reward See Win

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