Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.
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I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
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He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
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That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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I’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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