Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRAYou can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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