Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRAYou can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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