Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
YOGI BERRAIn baseball, you don’t know nothing.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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50% of all married people are women.
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Little things are big.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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