50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRAIn baseball, you don’t know nothing.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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