You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRAIn baseball, you don’t know nothing.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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