Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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