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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Yogi Berra

So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball Face Hit Ugly
I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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Gold Gowth
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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People
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Baseball Team Trouble Win
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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Celebrity Fame
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Funny Worth
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Baseball Expectation Fun Game Hit Worry
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Baseball Hit Thinking
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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Answer Question Tired
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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Baseball Play
A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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Excitement Family Home Road
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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Baseball House Kids League Wonderful

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

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