All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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