Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAI guess I’ve got a smart wife.
YOGI BERRAA nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRAIf you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRAThat’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
YOGI BERRAIt ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
YOGI BERRAAlways go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRAHe can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
YOGI BERRAForecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
YOGI BERRAIf you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
YOGI BERRAIf you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
YOGI BERRAWe have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
YOGI BERRAI tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
YOGI BERRAI never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
YOGI BERRANobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
YOGI BERRAYou better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA