I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAYou can observe a lot by just watching.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Little things are big.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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