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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Yogi Berra

I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Baseball Guy
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Baseball Broken Record
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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Answer Question Tired
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Nap Sleep
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Lie Truth
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Alive Father Grave Hear
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

One Liner Worth
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball League Parents Street
I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
YOGI BERRA

Confusion Sarcastic
Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Failure Inspirational One Liner Opportunity Start
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
YOGI BERRA

Hard Hit Home Time

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

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