Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRAI’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAYou better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRACongratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
YOGI BERRARecords and achievements are made to be broken.
YOGI BERRAYou wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
YOGI BERRA50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRAWe have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
YOGI BERRABaseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRANobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
YOGI BERRAI don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRAThe only color I don’t have is navy brown.
YOGI BERRADoing the little things can make a big difference.
YOGI BERRAI’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAI knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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