I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAYou wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Little things are big.
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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50% of all married people are women.
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