Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAI can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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