You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRAWe have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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