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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.

Yogi Berra

I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA

Nap Sleep
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Baseball League Parents Street
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
YOGI BERRA

Copy Imitate One Liner
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
We were over-whelming underdogs.
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One Liner Overwhelmed
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Baseball Run
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA

Sleep Wake Up
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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Baseball Play
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRA

Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Practice Theory

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