I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAThe game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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