Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRABuy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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We were over-whelming underdogs.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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