Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRABuy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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