Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRABuy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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