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Yogi Berra

So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Face Hit Ugly
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Worth
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
YOGI BERRA

Smart Wife
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball League Parents Street
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA

Tour Towel
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Money Player Power
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
YOGI BERRA

Concentration Thinking
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Park People Stop
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
YOGI BERRA

Heat Humility One Liner
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRA

See Television
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Humor Lost Time
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Question Tired
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock

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