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Yogi Berra

I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Nervous Series
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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Baseball Important Love Sports World
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Alive Father Grave Hear
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Baseball Hit Thinking
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Sleep Wake Up
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Coincidence One Liner
Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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Forecast Future Involvement
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA

Charity Giving
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
YOGI BERRA

Copy Imitate One Liner
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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One Liner Worth
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Loyalty Protection Team

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