All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
TOM WAITSThere’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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I’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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I’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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