All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
TOM WAITSThere’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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I was always laughing in church.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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We have a deficit of wonder right now.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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