Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
TOM WAITSThere’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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