A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
TOM WAITSThere’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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But then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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Songs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
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