Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
TOM WAITSMostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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The blues is like a planet. It’s an enormous topic. You can’t ignore the impact that it has had and continues to have on the whole musical culture. It’s a tree that everyone is swinging from. Without it, I don’t know where I would be. It’s indelible and indispensable.
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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I was always laughing in church.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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