You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
TOM WAITSDon’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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