You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
TOM WAITSYou got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
More Tom Waits Quotes
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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But then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
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The blues is like a planet. It’s an enormous topic. You can’t ignore the impact that it has had and continues to have on the whole musical culture. It’s a tree that everyone is swinging from. Without it, I don’t know where I would be. It’s indelible and indispensable.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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