On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
TOM WAITSYou got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
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Songs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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