On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
TOM WAITSThe big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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The trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
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I can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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