I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
TOM WAITSI’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
TOM WAITSNew York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
TOM WAITSYou can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
TOM WAITSIf people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
TOM WAITSI sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
TOM WAITSThe average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
TOM WAITSCome down off the cross, we could use the wood.
TOM WAITSAll that you’ve loved is all you own.
TOM WAITSThe devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
TOM WAITSChildren make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
TOM WAITSThe piano has been drinking, not me.
TOM WAITSWhen I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
TOM WAITSYou’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
TOM WAITSSongs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
TOM WAITSA mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
TOM WAITSWhen you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
TOM WAITS