Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
TINA FEYI had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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