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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

Tina Fey

Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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