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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Tina Fey

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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