Life is improvisation.
TINA FEYTo say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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