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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Tina Fey

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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Come Experience Hardest Out Pretending Someone Surprise
A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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