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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Tina Fey

My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, ‘Well, they get pie. It’s not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.’ I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
TINA FEY

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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
TINA FEY

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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
TINA FEY

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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

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