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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’

Tina Fey

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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