Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
TINA FEYA wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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