There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
TINA FEYA wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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