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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.

Tina Fey

I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, ‘Okay, that happened, and I did not die.’ You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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