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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.

Tina Fey

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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Design Excercise Funny Machine People Reward Sex Someone Workout
If you ever start to feel good about yourself… …. they have this thing called the internet.
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Call Feel Good Internet Yourself
My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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