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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

Tina Fey

I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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