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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

Tina Fey

Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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Humor People Smart Tell Witty
It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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Bad Ecveryonbe Feel Fraud Realize Trying
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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Achieve Arm Athlete Closet Country Doll Made People Person President Scientist
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Amazed Constantly Funny Humor People
I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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