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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

Tina Fey

Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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Adult Bunch Creepier Nothing Quiet
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Cry Let Mad never People Some Witty
I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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Asociation Country Funny High Humor Met National Official Rifle School Student
Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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Control Course Life Productive Saturday Sometimes Want Witty
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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Adorable Baby Blame Creature Fart Humor
What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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Fort Home Mean Need Pant Soon Take Turn Women
It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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Audience Cress Down Funny Humor Lady Laugh Like Man Men Old Push Start
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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Baby Basketball Boring Champion Every Most News Spell

When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

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