You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
TINA FEYIn Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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I was a little excited but mostly blorft. “Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.’ I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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