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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.

Tina Fey

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And I can see Russia from my house.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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