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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

Tina Fey

Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

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