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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

Tina Fey

Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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Life is improvisation.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

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