MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
TINA FEYConfidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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