I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
SIMON COWELLYou didn’t beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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Praise a stranger with a few nice words and he becomes a stranger that calls you a friend.
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I’ve learned to deal with stress much better now, things don’t bother me in the way that they once used to.
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You are a saucy little thing aren’t you?
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Good is not enough. You’ve got to be great.
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I have total respect for anyone who discovers a band like Snow Patrol. I would be hopeless at signing a rock band, or anything alternative, cause I don’t know what that audience are into and I don’t particularly like that kind of music.
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You sounded like Dolly parton on helium.” (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'”Eight Days A Week.)
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I don’t want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that’s what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.
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You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
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I suggest we bring some normality back to this country and say if you are carrying a knife, there must be zero tolerance. If it was up to me, everyone caught with a knife would get an automatic ten year sentence.
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I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
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Most things in music go full circle eventually.
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At 20, you’re cocky and you think you can rule the world, and you get it all wrong.
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It’s personalities, it’s conflict, it’s all of these things that actually make performers interesting.
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I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.
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Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
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