I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
SIMON COWELLShave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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I’m a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you’re OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.
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I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
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You sounded like Dolly parton on helium.” (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'”Eight Days A Week.)
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Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
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I’ve learned to deal with stress much better now, things don’t bother me in the way that they once used to.
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Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.
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I still put punctuation in my texts. If it’s an ‘I’, I make sure it’s a capital.
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It’s not our intention to be mean. That’s just within us.
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I’d say the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand…
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I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time…. I was born to be a dad.
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You are a saucy little thing aren’t you?
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I think the best singers in the world, historically, are American. Britain’s got its fair share, as well, but some of the greatest singers, ever, whether you’re talking about Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey or Aretha Franklin, are from the legacy here.
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Britain’s got talent, enormous talent, that’s very obvious.
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My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
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Most things in music go full circle eventually.
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