That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALYou guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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