The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALYou guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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Stats don’t matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I’m happy. If I score 50, 60 points, break the records, and we lose.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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It’s his show and I’m just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a little tension, but I’m on my way out… I am here to serve your every need, King James.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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