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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’

Shaquille O'Neal

Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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Basketball Beast Become Before East Great Test West
I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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Happen Head Know Plus Put Rain Sexy Thing
There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Always Like No Offeemse Polythagorean Theorem
I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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Country Exist Kill People Person Superman Thing
Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Club Focus Fun Gentleman Lot Relax Rest Stay Sty
I’m going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year – I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.
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Alien Back Eating Go Going Last Normal Old Person Root Summer Year
We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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Enough Fat Focus Good People Slice Try Whole
I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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Back Basketball Beat Know Line Mechanism People Team Way
Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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Balc Basketball Being Call Crazy Get Go Man Much Now Person Root Sasquatch See Snow Tropical
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Always Bagel Ball Come Early Eat Microwave Moming Shot Stay
I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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Anything Call Cop Crop Day Hear Play Say True
If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Act Big Burning Fire Oil Screen
I’m going to be on a mission. I’ve handled my personal vendettas and handled them well.
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Go Handle Mission Personal Vendettas Well
I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Always Basketball Change Country Irish Read
There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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Basketball Brother Day Family Five Kid Miss Sister Television Watch
It’s sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn’t. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don’t.
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Belief Confidence Country Karate Kid Like Movie Need Person Really Right Sort

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