The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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I beat a lot of teams from the line. You have to have mechanics. But see, what people don’t know about my wrists is my wrists don’t go all the way back.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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I don’t get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest so the chlorophyll will fill back up and the tree gets its energy back.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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