This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don’t know. I’ll tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I don’t know anything about him, and it’s kinda sad.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that my form then was better and that I should shoot like that.
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Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life,
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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