A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy percentage,
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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Stay out of the gentlemen’s clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.
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Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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