The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
More Shaquille O'Neal Quotes
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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The only person who can really motivate you is you.
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This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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I’m pissed off. ‘Cause I knew I did something wrong. I’ll have a hell of a season if I win the championship and average 20 points a game.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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Before I became the ‘Great Test of the West,” I was the ‘Beast of the East.’
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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I’m very educated and can give you somewhat of a vocabulary, but I don’t get to the philosophical side.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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