I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALI just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
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The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I’ve done it, and what I’ve done, and who I am. I’m a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies.
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They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
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As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun
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Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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